The Updo

Spring is approaching and for me that means perfecting my updo. I am always running around from yoga to my bike to out the door for the evening. So this year I am going to be ready and perfect a elegant or messy  cool updo.I pulled a few photos (Tyra Banks, Eva Longoria, Kate Hudson and Bryce Dallas Howard) for inspiration. I started collecting cute hair pins and clips.  I found some that are not only beautiful but inexpensive. 

Ann Taylor

Loft

Goody

 

Practice makes perfect!

The Online Business of Writing

Just trying to keep up with everything is a job all it self. I've written two screenplays and  I am working on a novel. Writers have so many options to promote , produce and format their

work.  I downloaded the APE book. have been using Celtx for a year. I went to a Writer's Guild East reading at Lincoln Center in New York. After a reading of his script "99 Fake Street" a very funny comedy about Russian spies in Brooklyn, Gordon Rayfield  said he  uses  Celtx.  I went home and downloaded the program to all my devices. I love it because it helps keep all my characters organized with pictures and notes  in my "Minister of Self Defense" script because there are a lot of characters and plots  to keep track. I have both my projects in a Slideshare for links on IMBD and Linkedin. I am working on the formatting required for the Nicholl fellowship.  

I also have an excerpt and campaign at JuntoBox Films.  WithoutaBox  notifications are helpful in keeping up with the many submissions. This year I am doing  a few.  I love the new John August app 'Weekend Read'. You can even browse many of the Academy award 2013  nominated screenplays for inspiration.  Awesome.

"We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master." - Ernest Hemingway 

Open letter to Michael K at Dlisted

 I can not live without my daily fix of Dlisted. I try to stay away but  I cantz. Also my best lines I have borrowed (stole) from you. I am quite the fabulous funny in demand  girl with my (your) clever bon mots(that's French bitches). Here are my favs:

• Bitch street and side skank ave
• Bye bitch
• Lock up your everything
• Panty creamer
• Hard nips
• A check is a check
• Pussy curling
• Hammaconda
• unicorn tears
• Twatter
• Quit this bitch
• Punch in the man kitty
• Fame whore
• Captain save a hoochie
• Clutch the pearls
• Serving glamour
• Side eye
• Wash out my eyeballs in bleach
• let me exfoliate my thighs on that” stubble
•  Scoot trick
•     in her own wig-covered mind
•   Chateau de Foreclosure
•   Old school hot piece
•  A founding member of the Not The One Club
•  Magnum-level side eye 
•  Being a gracious loser is so overrated and life’s too short to not snatch a crown right off of a trick’s head
•  Shocking To Absolutely No One
•  100-proof oh hell no
• #getmoneybitch
• struttin’ that ass

HRH Harry

Once I thought I saw you in New Yawk. Silly me. Your probably dripping in Prada in your French chateau spooning  with Prince Hot Ginge (HRH Prince Andrew) all bought and paid for with a big fat secret check from Mama Kardashian. Escandalo!

Mama Kris

 You wouldn't sully your purity by appearing in public, television, music videos or off off off Broadway show. Seriously I will have to consult  Detective LaToya to see where you live and go. Well, I have to focus on my writing or whatever it is I do.  Till then, I live for the day to be called 'Birthday Slut'. Deep sigh!  I just want to say reading your blog has made me a better woman(probably not). Smooches.