Open letter to Michael K at Dlisted

 I can not live without my daily fix of Dlisted. I try to stay away but  I cantz. Also my best lines I have borrowed (stole) from you. I am quite the fabulous funny in demand  girl with my (your) clever bon mots(that's French bitches). Here are my favs:

• Bitch street and side skank ave
• Bye bitch
• Lock up your everything
• Panty creamer
• Hard nips
• A check is a check
• Pussy curling
• Hammaconda
• unicorn tears
• Twatter
• Quit this bitch
• Punch in the man kitty
• Fame whore
• Captain save a hoochie
• Clutch the pearls
• Serving glamour
• Side eye
• Wash out my eyeballs in bleach
• let me exfoliate my thighs on that” stubble
•  Scoot trick
•     in her own wig-covered mind
•   Chateau de Foreclosure
•   Old school hot piece
•  A founding member of the Not The One Club
•  Magnum-level side eye 
•  Being a gracious loser is so overrated and life’s too short to not snatch a crown right off of a trick’s head
•  Shocking To Absolutely No One
•  100-proof oh hell no
• #getmoneybitch
• struttin’ that ass

HRH Harry

Once I thought I saw you in New Yawk. Silly me. Your probably dripping in Prada in your French chateau spooning  with Prince Hot Ginge (HRH Prince Andrew) all bought and paid for with a big fat secret check from Mama Kardashian. Escandalo!

Mama Kris

 You wouldn't sully your purity by appearing in public, television, music videos or off off off Broadway show. Seriously I will have to consult  Detective LaToya to see where you live and go. Well, I have to focus on my writing or whatever it is I do.  Till then, I live for the day to be called 'Birthday Slut'. Deep sigh!  I just want to say reading your blog has made me a better woman(probably not). Smooches.